Watch Your Step Fool!

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Keen on brading yourself a Devil Jonah? No? Then stay away from the waters! Evil lurks beneath.

Draw any closer and the monster will stir. Its slimy tentacles will spring out and drag you under. Yes, the Kraken exists and you have entered its lair.

How do I know all this? I have stared straight into the black depths of its eyes and lived to tell the tale.

Now hear this, no ship’s cat, no sacred talisman and no amount of collar touching willl keep you safe. There is only one way to ward off a creature so monstrous as the Kraken… You need ROCKETS!

They can’t kill a Kraken, nothing can. You want to distract the sea beast, then run like hell.

Still, you’re one lucky sailr. I’m down to me last two crates of rockets. Better grab them quick. I can hear the monster rousing and this time, I am not dallying about. I leave at dawn, make me a fair offer and the rockets are yours.

PS: Now, let me tell you about Sirens…