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Medical Routines for Women
Advice for post-partum fatigue
By Dr Quakenverner, M.D.
I. Prologue – New Practices
In my time, however brief, as Royal Physician to the King and Queen of Holland, I learned many things. For example, many women experience fatigue after childbirth. It is of the utmost importance that a woman improve her condition swiftly so she can return to her domestic duties.
II. Feminine Procedural Diagnostics
The following is a general routine for women experiencing post-partum fatigue:
- First, let a tablespoon of blood from your index finger every morning to rebalance the humours
- Next, perform an enema daily. Without medical supplies, you can sit downstream in a river and use a hollowed out reed to direct the flow of water. Find a moment to do this whilst the baby is napping.
- Lastly, when sleeping, place your husband’s hat over your face. The skin residue you inhale will provide the strengthening masculine energies you need to heal.*
*Don’t do this for more than a week, however, as it may have a damaging effect on your feminine wiles.
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